July 2008
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Friday Jokes 24
A mother took her young daughter to an art museum. They came across a statue of a naked man. The daughter pointed to its penis and asked, “What’s that?” The mother said, “That’s something boys have and girls don’t.” Her daughter said, “But I want one.” Wanting to end the conversation as quickly as possible, the mother said, “Well, if you’re a good girl you’ll get one when you grow up.” Her daughter asked, “And what if I’m bad?” A security guard who overheard the conversation mumbled, “Then you’ll get lots of them!”
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