February 2008
Monthly Archive
Friday Jokes 15
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh! Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?” He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
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Geeky Limericks
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
Friday Jokes 14
F1end 22 Feb 2008 | : Funny, Jokes
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs. “Isn’t it wonderful?” one gay says to the other. “All these unhappy babies… and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!” The nurse says, “Oh sure, he’s happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his arse!”
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Friday Jokes 13
F1end 15 Feb 2008 | : Funny, Jokes
In the year 1981:
1. Prince Charles gets married.
2. Liverpool wins the European Cup.
3. The Pope dies.
In the year 2005:
1. Prince Charles gets married.
2. Liverpool wins the European Cup.
3. The Pope dies.
Conclusion: In case Charles will ever get married again and Liverpool makes it into the finals, someone should inform the Pope !!!
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Dead Pixels?
F1end 14 Feb 2008 | : Interesting, TechNerdogy, Technology
Apparently, this web-page can fix dead pixels… o_O It works by rapidly changing the colour of a pixel over an hour, hopefully forcing it back to life.
I have no idea if it works, as my screen at work doesn’t have any, but I’m gonna test it when I get home.
Spray-paint masterpiece
F1end 11 Feb 2008 | : Interesting, Video
Friday Jokes 12
F1end 08 Feb 2008 | : Funny, Jokes
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” the boy replies. “And what is your question, Kenneth?” “I have three questions…”
“First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. “Larry.” “And what is your question, Larry?” “I have five questions…”
“First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - Where’s Kenneth?”
